At long last a LiveJournal by Jeri Smith-Ready

I was just organizing my computer files and looked into a folder called "Stories." All old stuff (the most recent was from 2003).

The oldest file was called "ghosts.doc", from November 1999. Curious, I clicked, and found the following (this is the entire file):

>>>

“Geez, I’d die for a cigarette right now.”

“You already have.”

“Shut up.”

>>>

*takes bow*

I think the moldy snippet should be a regular feature.  Feel free to meme it on your own blog.